The cashier at Whole Foods was scanning my containers of Stonyfield Farm organic frozen yogurt.
I was buying two : fat-free Vanilla Fudge Swirl and — yes, going wild here — the low-fat Cookies ‘n’ Cream.
“You know which kind I eat?” she asked me.
I was waiting for her to say the fat-free Minty Chocolate Chip, which is what got me hooked on Stonyfield’s frozen yogurt.
Not because I like the Minty Chocolate Chip. In fact, I really hated it when I tried it — and mint chocolate chip is one of my favorite ice cream flavors. But this had a tang to it that I found off-putting and on the whole, I didn’t consider it a pleasant experience.
But I like Stonyfield — the company, I mean — so I was determined to give them another chance. That’s how I wound up buying the Vanilla Fudge Swirl and Cookies ‘n’ Cream.
“Which flavor frozen yogurt?” I asked her.
She laughed, shaking her head. “Oh, I don’t eat any of the frozen yogurt. I only eat the full-fat ice cream — After Dark Chocolate.”
“Really!” I bit down on my lip to keep from asking, “For the love of God, why??!!”
I’m not trying to be mean, but this woman was not particularly thin or young. Not that that even matters. Why would anyone eat full-fat ice cream on a regular basis? Yeah, it tastes better, but come on. We’re talking double digit grams of saturated fat. No one needs that in their diet.
“Wow,” I said next, wondering how many more meaningless exclamations I could come up with before she finished ringing up the rest of my stuff.
“It tastes SO much better,” she said.
“Well, of course,” I laughed. “Frozen yogurt will never win in a contest against ice cream.”
“You probably eat frozen yogurt because you think it’s healthier, right?” she asked.
I nodded. And because I always am truly curious about how other people’s minds work, I asked, “Isn’t it?”
“Not at all,” she said, weighing my butternut squash. “Read about it. All those tests they’ve done on ice cream, telling you how bad the saturated fat is for you … those tests weren’t done on cows that were eating organic grains and grasses.”
“And that makes a difference?” I asked her.
She reached for my organic broccoli crowns. “Absolutely. Stonyfield’s After Dark Chocolate ice cream is made with only top quality organic cream, organic whole milk and organic sugar. It’s all good for you.”
Now, her line of reasoning was getting dangerously close to my own feelings about food and diet.
I’ve written it here before: Eat whole foods that you don’t have to read, foods your body was actually intended to ingest, and you can’t go wrong.
I’m not advocating loading up on butter, for instance. But I do think using a small pat of butter to fry an omelet is a lot better for you than using margarine.
“I want to believe you,” I said. “But …”
“I know,” she handed me my receipt. “Read up on it. I’m telling you the truth. These saturated fats won’t hurt you. Thanks for bagging.”
OK.
So I went home and had to look it up. Because if this Whole Foods cashier was right, my entire life would be turned upside down. Imagine: Actually being able to eat real full-fat chocolate ice cream free of guilt!
I’ve been scooting around the Internet now for a good half hour and I have to tell you … I got nothing.
Absolutely nowhere does it say that eating organic saturated fat does your body any good.
I did find one website that said ice cream might be the better choice than non-fat frozen yogurt because it usually doesn’t have as much sugar. Which makes sense. I mean, they have to put something in non-fat frozen yogurt to make it taste decent, right?
The only thing left to do was go to Stonyfield’s website and compare the After Dark Chocolate ice cream with the (indulgent) low-fat Cookies ‘n’ Cream frozen yogurt.
Here are the ingredients for the ice cream: ORGANIC CREAM, ORGANIC WHOLE MILK, NATURALLY MILLED ORGANIC SUGAR, ORGANIC COCOA, ORGANIC VANILLA FLAVOR, ORGANIC CAROB BEAN GUM, ORGANIC GUAR GUM.
And here are the ingredients for the frozen yogurt: CULTURED PASTEURIZED ORGANIC NONFAT MILK, NATURALLY MILLED ORGANIC SUGAR, ORGANIC CHOCOLATE COOKIES (ORGANIC WHEAT FLOUR, ORGANIC EVAPORATED CANE JUICE, ORGANIC PALM OIL, ORGANIC COCOA (PROCESSED WITH ALKALI), ORGANIC INVERT CANE SYRUP, BAKING SODA, SEA SALT, SOY LECITHIN, ORGANIC VANILLA FLAVOR), ORGANIC RICE SYRUP, WHEY PROTEIN CONCENTRATE, ORGANIC VANILLA FLAVOR, ORGANIC CAROB BEAN GUM, ORGANIC GUAR GUM. CONTAINS: S. THERMOPHILUS, L. BULGARICUS, L. ACIDOPHILUS, BIFIDUS, AND L. CASEI LIVE ACTIVE CULTURES.
I don’t see any red flags here. In fact, it’s probably a lot better for you to eat the yogurt just because it has those live active cultures.
I made one more check: Sugars. I figured the frozen yogurt undoubtedly contains more than the ice cream.
Sorry to tell you: They both have 20 grams of sugar. And for the non-fat Vanilla Fudge Swirl frozen yogurt, it goes up a whopping 3 grams. In return, of course, you get no saturated fat.
So my life will continue along the path of frozen yogurt. Every now and then — on vacation or if I happen to be near a homemade ice cream store — I may indulge in The Real Thing.
But otherwise, I will eat frozen yogurt and count on my happy ice cream memories to fill in the blanks of what I’m actually tasting.
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